Being a former POTUS might come with its perks but getting out of jury duty isn’t one of them. Unfortunately Bush wasn’t picked for duty because can you just imagine how freaky it would be to be on trial and look up and see Dubya sitting there staring back at you?
This is how I picture the juror interview process went:
Judge: Juror, please state your name.
Bush: George W. Bush.
Judge: Thank you Mr. President, do you have any questions about the process?
Bush: When do we get to vote for the death penalty?
Judge: Mr. President, this is misdemeanor case.
Judge: Mr. President, do you understand how…