markasspamLately I’ve been negligent about going through the comment moderation that weeds out spam comments so I decided to wade through a few tonight. I don’t usually check it that often because 99% of the time it gets the job done. Rarely a real comment slips through but mostly it’s just comically bad spam trying to get some link back juice.

Here’s a couple that caught my attention as I was just going through the queue.

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  • Drops mic. That’s it. I can’t take anymore. That’s a small sample of some of the hilarious crap I have to weed through to get to the real comments occasionally left on this site.

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A socialist, tinkerer, thinker, question asker and all around curiosity seeker. If you'd like to reach me you can use the contact link above or email me at jamespoling [at] gmail [dot] com.

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