rob-fordRob Ford continues to cement his place as the best fucking mayor in the world. In a statement released today he said he was saddened by allegations that he “wanted to eat [staffer Olivia Gondek’s] pussy” and denied that they are true, boldly claiming, “I would never do that. I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home.”

Booya! In other news, Rob Ford’s wife is a happy woman.

Full statement:

“It hurts my wife when they call a friend of mine a prostitute. Alana is not a prostitute. She’s a friend. And it makes me sick how people are saying this. So unfortunately, I have no other choice. I’m the last one to take legal action, I can’t put up with it anymore. So I’ve named the names. Litigation will be starting shortly. I’ve had enough. That’s why I warned you guys yesterday be careful what you wrote. That’s all I have to say for now. And the next thing I want to call Mayor Bratina in Hamilton and tell them we are going to have to spank their little tiger cats. Oh and the last thing was Olivia Gondek, it says it says that I wanted to eat her pussy. Olivia Gondek. I’ve never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home. Thank you very much.”

Way to be Toronto, way to be.

Posted by James Poling

A socialist, tinkerer, thinker, question asker and all around curiosity seeker. If you'd like to reach me you can use the contact link above or email me at jamespoling [at] gmail [dot] com.

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  1. Mayor Rob Ford is the greatest mayor. The popo should look into the sex allegations and child porn racket which involves administrators and Trustees who work in the Toronto District School Board. Not to mention that Vice Principals and Principals named Vivian Mavrou, Varla Abrams, Mary Gowans, Nathalie Champagne & Gordy Stefulic had sex with under-16 students. Gordy Stefulic, like her friend Benjamin Levin, shared pre-teen pornography to 13-14 year old male students at ECI and Silverthorn Collegiate in 2007-2008.

    Where are the journalists now when it comes to predators who work in the TDSB schools and are caught having sex with under-16 students?

    Vivian Mavrou had sex with a school bully inside her car while she was VP of Silverthorn Collegiate. Now she is working at Martingrove Collegiate as a VP. Gordy Stefulic is the Chair of the TSAA

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  2. Rob Ford is a happy married man!!!! Unlike those Vivian Mavrou , Gordy Stefulic whose p****y stinks so they end up as pedophiles in the schools.

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