Political advisor and hater of reporters everywhere, Andre Fladell, A.K.A. the Prince of Palm Beach County, attempts to explain his contempt for reporters with a bizarre story about Franklin Roosevelt being unable to change his own pants. This was more than Marci Shatzman, reporter for the SunSentinal could handle. She storms out, then back in, then out again proclaiming, “You won’t have a goddamned bit of coverage. Goodbye!”
All in all it’s the most exciting thing to happen in Palm Beach County since the a lion escaped from the Ringling Brothers’ circus while it was in town in 1967.
It must be hard keeping your ego in check when you’re known as the prince of the most elderly, boring county* in the U.S.